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Monumental Erections

by Der Pütinflüffer

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1.
Touch from My hand You can not Withstand Gas from The sky So you Must die State of the U State of the U State of the U State of the Union Carbide [guitar wankery] You have Not much You give I touch I take Your life Your kids Your wife State of the U State of the Union Carbide Die, unworthy Die, scum Die, parasites Here I come
2.
VERSE: Go to work Drive your car Hit the beach Or a bar. Forget the mask, There's no need. Get back to life, And serve my greed. CHORUS: Die for the economy! The show must go on. Die for the economy! Re-opening at dawn. You've got a job to do, And trinkets that you seek. Die for the economy! Sacrifice the weak. VERSE: Get a manicure, Go to a game. See a movie, It's all the same. No need to fear the Virus today, It only kills Boomers Anyway! CHORUS: Die for the economy! There is no other way. Die for the economy! We must open today. Duty is calling you, So before things get too bleak, Die for the economy! Sacrifice the weak.
3.
So many nights, I've waited up sleepless Well after midnight, a quarter past two. So many nights, I've wished that you wouldn't Return home at all, I could be quit of you. And you darken my door You ditzy whore, you're such a slut Lovense up your butt I bet you're plugged with cum Roll up in a cab, and stagger to the doorway Fumble your keys, it's taking so long I even know just what you were swilling Long Island Iced Tea, 'cause you like your drink strong And you darken my door You ditzy whore, you're such a slut Lovense up your butt I bet you're plugged with cum And you darken my door You ditzy whore, you're such a slut Lovense up your butt I bet you're plugged with cum Crawl down the hall, and puke on the floor 'Cause you You darken my door
4.
As I walk through the ruins of my soviet town The sky is solid grey and my morale is down! Luxury yachts are putting out to sea, Saluting with one finger to you and to me. I get inside my Lada, pimped Adibas seat Thank God it starts today, but I wish it had heat! I owe Vadim vodka money, says one week to pay Or he'll make my finger go away. Gotta make some money, bank account in the red, Maybe my salvation comes from a Zed. I visit the recruiter, who says I'll be fine, He wouldn't send me to the front line. Cheap vodka, smoke and lies, Living in the russian paradise! Pretend that life is nice Living in the russian paradise! Shut up and mind your lives Living in the russian paradise! Criticize and window-dive Goin' straight to russian paradise! A week has passed and it's soldiering time! Real man, defend the motherland, hold that line. Learned to use footwraps, and fire a rusty gun, Commander says: You'll be infantry, son. Water and food? Everyone steals it. Otherwise we get supplies when MoD feels it. We drink from a ditch then mortars make us dive. When we get the runs, that's how we know we're alive. Tank tops flying like champagne corks, bodies painting walls Anatoly takes a headshot and falls. Our commander stole our vodka and our cigarettes - yay! Now he's hiding ten kilometers away. [Vocorder] When that drone locks on your ass You'll be fertilizing grass, Sunflowers and other plants, welcome to Ukrainian lands! Cheap vodka, smoke and lies, Dying in the vatnik paradise! Pretend that life is nice Dying in the vatnik paradise! March forward - mud and mines Dying in the vatnik paradise! Try retreat and say goodbye Goin' straight to vatnik paradise! I receive a Russian welcome, with singing and parade Got a front row seat, I can see it from my grave! Orthodox priest gives a nice elegy Same as for the other 50 guys that came before me! Even after we give our lives for you It's all the same, nothing is new. Smoke, drink, smoke, eat, put up a happy front, Sometimes get shitty coffee at "Tasty time of the month" Why couldn't Saint Stalin open Heaven for me? I guess I'll Hang around and party like it's 1993. See Vova's private dacha with its furniture so lush? Looks like it's Time to slip inside and nick his golden toilet brush! Cheap vodka, smoke and lies, Dying in the vatnik paradise! Pretend that life is nice Dying in the vatnik paradise! Shut up, do as you're told Dying in the vatnik paradise! Criticize, you won't grow old Goin' straight to vatnik paradise! [Vocorder] When that drone locks on your ass You'll be fertilizing grass, Sunflowers and other plants, welcome to Ukrainian lands! Yo. you punched your ticket to the circus. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Tick tock, it's HIMARS o'clock! Haha! Hope your parents like their Lada, too bad the factory burned down. The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed...
5.
I can't get no ammunition Due to Shoigu's interdiction Though I rage and I cry And we bleed and we die, I can't get no I can't get no When we're ramblin' about the town, and a shell goes whistlin' overhead It's time to hit the ground Counterbatt'ry fire, maybe next week. Comrade, can you spare a round? I can't get no Oh no no, no No matter V or Zed, ten thousand convicts dead I can't get no ammunition We're just waiting for attrition Though I rage and I cry And we bleed and we die, I can't get no I can't get no Bakhmut is finally ours, and the Salt mines of Soledar. Victory feels a bit hollow now Everyone knows that we're counting coup So we take a junkyard and a landfill too I can't get no Oh no no, no Twenty thousand more, that's what they're for I can't get no ammunition Now we're leaning toward sedition Though I rage and I cry And they laugh as we die, I can't get no I can't get no Now the time comes to roll the tanks And we're shooting this and we're bombing that And we're taking selfies, thanks! Then I get a little holla from Uncle Luka, And it's time to sit down and chat. I can't get no Oh no no, no They shot at us, so what's the fuss? I can't get no I can't get no I can't get no No ammunition No ammunition No ammunition I can't get no I can't get no...
6.
Get me a pilot for my aeroplane I've been restless since I left Ukraine Belarus is gone, I'm a goin' home The Kremlin just wrote me a letter I don't care if I'm a wanted man I just wanna see my house again Africa is gone, I'm a goin' home The Kremlin just wrote me a letter Well they wrote me a letter Said they had no problem with me Fuel my jet and file the plan I got to get back to Moscow Can't you see Get me a pilot for my aeroplane I've been restless since I left Ukraine Africa is gone, I'm a goin' home The Kremlin just wrote me a letter
7.
Leavin' Chad, out on the road I've been down before Ridin' along on this cute little plane I've been thinkin' about goin' home But my old life seems so far away And I'm pretty sure Vova's enraged Something inside just calls me back Oh look, my second cousin just got engaged Oh, little Embraer-liner Fuel it up and take me away Oh, little Embraer-liner 'Cause I sure as hell ain't here to stay Goodbye to all my troops abroad I'm taking the people I trusted I've got to go back Saint Petersburg way I might get rich again, I might get (mmm) busted I've got gold bars calling me homewards As I get on M-S-double A-N Flyin' high, I've got a gleam in my eye Because I got to send to Hell the dregs of every prison Little Embraer-liner Taking off and flying away Oh, little Embraer-liner Get me there with no delay Crashin' down in Bumblefuck, Tver town Take our time comin' down We've got no control and the alarms are all on And now the whole world keeps on spinnin' around And I feel the depressurization You know that I can surely see How they chose now to make me pay for all that Funky shit that went down in the city Smoking Embraer-liner Looks like it is just not our day Oh, spinning Embraer-liner In this field we're gonna stay SHOIGU SHOIGU! Smoking Embraer-liner Taking me to my rest Oh, shredded Embraer-liner We're today's air defense success Oh, flaming Embraer-liner You really know me well Oh, crashing Embraer-liner 'Cause you took me straight to Hell
8.
(Chorus) Carry on my Wagner son, With the job I left undone. For the troops who failed their test, Don't you cry no more. (Verse 1) When you generate the noise and confusion, You'll be able to sustain the delusion. My star was soaring ever higher, But it rose too high. Shoigu didn't give us much ammunition, Nonetheless we accomplished the mission. Forty thousand souls expended, But we got our way! (Chorus) Carry on my Wagner son, With the job I left undone. For the troops who failed their test, Don't you cry no more. (Verse 2) Masquerading as a man with a mission, I exposed a fundamental division. But then a call from Uncle Luka Made me re-trench and take it slow. As I dared to trigger Vova's emotion, FSB put the kibosh on the notion. I tried collecting up our fortune, but Air defense took me down that day! (Bridge) Carry on, you will long be remembered Carry on, try not to get dismembered Fire 'til your guns are empty A Storm Shadow awaits you! (Chorus) Carry on my Wagner son, With the job I left undone. For the troops who failed their test, [Don't you cry...] Don't you cry no more!
9.
Meat Wave 02:28
We fall in formation Form a few lines, Start advancing, Then we dodge our own mines. A little late but I'll ask again, Who approved this suicidal plan? [Chorus] It's like a meat wave, Hopeless from the start. Can't keep from dying, They're tearing us apart. [Verse 2] What bullet will bear my name? Or maybe a drone Will drop grenades on us, Shrapnel contacting bone. Mortars incoming to the right of me, Barrier troops in case we try to flee. [Chorus] It's like a meat wave, Brutal from the start. Can't keep from dying, They're tearing us apart. [Sax Solo] [Verse 3] Artillery finds my space, And I land on my face. Didn't see it, too late to hear it, It's a crying disgrace. My ears are ringing and I'm in a daze, Bleeding out in an acrid haze. [Chorus] It's like a meat wave, Doomed before the start. Can't keep from dying, They're tearing us apart. [Outro] No no no no Oh oh, no no (meat wave) I rage, and I cry And we bleed and we die Meat wave.
10.
Take It Back 02:56
I started a war and I want to take it back No shooting anymore, I want to take it back My three day SMO has not really gone to plan They hit Kerch bridge again, now I need another span I took a stab at Kyiv but only got repelled Because the VDV could not hold Hostomel Long lines of tanks and trucks and lots of ungiven fucks Cheap tires, no gas, broke down, and we were just sitting ducks Hand picked advisors are so loyal, but all hacks Outsiders seldom dare to hit me with the facts Treasury blown away like coke from a hooker's back We're so invested we continue the attack What's fifty thousand dead to gain a town or two Might have to mobilize but what's a czar to do? I know! I'll blow the dam and inundate the zone. Whaddya mean it might be wise for me to warn my own? I started a war and I want to take it back. The twenty-fourteen borders, could we have them back? We're low on missiles, the economy is starting to crack Drones hitting Moscow are giving me a heart attack [Outro] I talked to North Korea's Kimmy-boy Got some shells, what a joy Iranian drones, we can darken the sky Hit 'em til they let me, let me, let me take it back, yeah Let me, let me, let me take it back
11.

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Tracks 1-2 remastered November 2023.
Original release date December 2023.
Tracks 5-10 remastered March 2024.

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released March 25, 2024

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