In the land where I was born,
There was Sevastopol, on the Black Sea
And the port was always full
Of navy ships and submarines

Til the Russians had their fun
Took Crimea, and made us flee
Now we keep them on the run,
Promoting warships to submarines

Now the Saratov has become a submarine
Become a submarine, become a submarine
Flagship Moskva has become a submarine
Become a submarine, become a submarine

Then we took Snake Island back
To facilitate our attack
Boyko Towers paved the way
[Kerch Bridge on Fire, Your Defence is Terrified!]

Vasily Bekh has become a submarine
Become a submarine, become a submarine
Ivanovets has become a submarine
Become a submarine, become a submarine

Russian warship, go fuck yourself!
Lads, we got a problem.
Wazzat?
We don't seem to have a navy.
Give us a moment, and neither will they.

Now we send our USVs (our USVs)
Posting videos (straight to Twitter) of what we sees (What we sees)
When we strike (that means explode) them on the beam (on the beam)
To promote them (to promote them) to submarines (submarines!)

Tsezar Kunikov has become a submarine
Become a submarine, become a submarine
Sergey Kotov has become a submarine
Become a submarine, become a submarine
Azov and Yamal have become submarines!
We are on the scene, to make a submarine
Who's in line to become a submarine
Become a submarine, become a submarine